Sum Funny Shyt




Chris Rock baby!!! x]

Chris Rock : "dont argue! you cannot win! you cannot beat a women in an argument...cause men, we are handicapped in an argument..cause we have a need to make sense..women would let a little thing like sense to fucked up their argument.."

LOL





"oh shit, im a crazy tiger....oh lawd, im crazy....what is im gon do?!"

hahahaha

"...im in a box and i aint gonna eat..that aint not trick! thats call living in the Projects! "

for those who doesnt know what the Projects means here it is













"..the kid cant read thats mama fault..if the kid cant read cause there aint no lights in the house, thats daddy's fault!"









"..anyone that makes up their mind, before they hit an issue is a fucking fool.."






"...if a bullet cost 5,000 dollars, there will be no innocent by standers..."





Dave Chappelle!!!

Dylan Moran

"Are you going to smoke that?"

"uuuuuuuh, yes. But I'm not going to enjoying. I'm only smoking it to light the NEXT ONE!"

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