The Cure

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?







Do you suffer from shyness?







Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?








If you answered yes to any of these questions,
ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.





Tequila is the safe, natural way
to feel better and more confident about yourself and your
actions. tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let
you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just
about anything.


You will notice the benefits of tequila almost immediately, and
with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles
that prevent you from living the life you want to live.







Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past,
(well shyness anyway) and
you will discover talents
you never knew you had.

[hahaha]
[get the joke?]
[david hasselhoff?]
[america's got talent?]

[drunk?]

[lol]

stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.

Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are
pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila



However, women who wouldn't
mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness,



nausea,



vomiting,
incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control,
loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,




delusions of grandeur,


table dancing,



headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and
a desire to sing karaoke



and play all-night rounds of
Strip Poker,



Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Tequila. Leave Shyness Behind.

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